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Weihnachtstime

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habe das heute gefunden und das ist so genial, das muss ich euch zeigen:


Weihnachtstime

When the last Kalender-Sheets
flattern through the Winter-Streets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is not allzuweit:
She does come, the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, People
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble,
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess,
make Konsum and Business.
Kaufen this and jenes Dings
and the Churchturmglocke rings!

Manche holen sich a Tännchen,
when this brennt they cry „Attention!“
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
“Please come quick to löschen her!�
Goes the Tännchen of in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the Kitchen of teh House
Mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She sis working, schufting, bakes,
Hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says als Tester:
“We are killed bis zu Silvester!�
Then he fills the last Glas Wine –
Yes, this is Christmastime.

Baby-Eyes are Big and Rund,
The Family feels kerngesund.
When unterm Weihnachtsbaum are hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking!
They are so happy, are so fine –
this happens in the Christmastime!

The Animals all in the House,
the Hund, the Katz, the Bird, the Mouse,
enjoy this Day as never nie,
as they will find Whiskas and Schappi
in the Geschenkkarton vom Papi.

The Family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöcklein ring.
Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
the Tränen rennen down and down –
bis our Mother plötzlich flennt:
„The Christmasgans im Ofen brennt!“
Her nose indeed is very fine –
Ende of the Weihnachtstime.